Jonathan Wilson

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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how the FUCK did they make that penguin from wallace and gromit look so evil like it’s literally just a plasticine penguin but it somehow radiates Pure Malice look at it 

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truly character design at its finest

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Part of the reason that Wallace and Gromit is so successful is that every single character is just so expressive. The people’s lips move like half a foot every frame. Gromit has basically only his eyebrows, and he has more personality than two average real people. The Moon Machine was up there with the rest of them, and it didn’t even have a face.

The penguin, on the other hand, never expressed anything at all. It’s designed almost explicitly with purpose of not expressing anything. It’s practically featureless, with only the bare minimum of detail necessary to tell you it’s a penguin. It has a face, but it never uses it. It has no sclera, meaning it stares straight ahead at all times. It actively repels most attempts to ascribe any emotion to it – at best, you can feel that it is coldly satisfied, perhaps detachedly frustrated. I’d say it’s like a robot wearing the skin of an animal, but that’s literally the villain of A Close Shave, and he was pretty expressive.

It’s like Aardman found a tiny crack in the likability curve, far away from the uncanny valley but a hell of a lot deeper, and decided to build a penguin there.

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‘It’s like Aardman found a tiny crack in the likability curve, far away from the uncanny valley but a hell of a lot deeper, and decided to build a penguin there.’  

This is my new favourite sentence in the English language. 

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Sonic the Hedgehog, Ken Penders, Bioware, Electronic Arts, Archie Comics, Creator Rights, etc. - A review

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Since I’ve seen some requests for one, here’s a review/summary of the situation between Archie Comics Publications, Ken Penders, SEGA, and Bioware/Electronic Arts, with a little look at the effects upon Archie’s Sonic the Hedgehog comics.

I’ve tried to go in chronological order and stick to the facts, although I added a few details not directly related to the legal proceedings for anyone not very familiar with the people involved. This was compiled with the information in interviews and information made publicly available through the court filing system (although a great deal of information is sealed and not available to the public). Keep in mind that none of the cases described here actually went to trial. Everything discussed is pre-trial.

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